Here is the DHS's list of key words that they look for in electronic communications and social networks. Using these can get you a look as a possible terrorist. There are some words however, that are missing from the list.
“jihad” was not included, nor were the words “Middle East,” “Arab,” “Muslim,” “terrorist” or “pressure cooker.”
Have some fun. Use some of the attack words in you emails and nuclear social media gangs page. Drive the government asshats crazy. Be sure to pass the idea along to all of your friends and relatives. The more people that do this the more overload the DHS gets on their system.
After perusing the list I do have one question for the geniuses at DHS. Why is pork on the list? really? pork? Why not bacon?
After my bout of food poisoning, I decided to go down to the local Mexican joint. A lot of the cops go there to eat, including the SWAT guys. It's good to see the local law enforcement guys attacking their pork burrito's with the gusto of the bomb squad going after a pipe bomb. After lunch, I followed the first responder's out and enjoyed the outbreak of sunshine. There wasn't a cloud in the sky.
Hey, DHS. Kiss my ass.