THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Fun with the DHS key word list.


Here is the DHS's list of key words that they look for in electronic communications and social networks. Using these can get you a look as a possible terrorist. There are some words however, that are missing from the list.
“jihad” was not included, nor were the words “Middle East,” “Arab,” “Muslim,” “terrorist” or “pressure cooker.”

Have some fun. Use some of the attack words in you emails and nuclear social media gangs page. Drive the government asshats crazy. Be sure to pass the idea along to all of your friends and relatives. The more people that do this the more overload the DHS gets on their system.

After perusing the list I do have one question for the geniuses at DHS. Why is pork on the list? really? pork? Why not bacon?



After my bout of food poisoning, I decided to go down to the local Mexican joint. A lot of the cops go there to eat, including the SWAT guys. It's good to see the local law enforcement guys attacking their pork  burrito's with the gusto of the bomb squad going after a pipe bomb. After lunch, I followed the first responder's out and enjoyed the outbreak of sunshine. There wasn't a cloud in the sky.

Hey, DHS. Kiss my ass.

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