THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Health care for seniors


       
     After thinking about the upcoming Universal Health Care Program, I think I have found the solution.
  

 
 
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.  
 
A new hip?  Unheard of.  We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore..  
 
You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc..  Let's take care of the young people.  After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution.
  
 
When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets 
 
You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives.  
 
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!  New teeth, great!  Need glasses, no problem!  New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?  
 
Well bring it on.  
 
And who will be paying for all of this?  
 
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  
 
With all the seniors gathered there , it will be just like a nursing home-- only free. 
 
And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

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