Semper Fi

 Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One  
 took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle  
 seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle  
 seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his  
 toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I  
 need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine,  
 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

 As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe  
 and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other  
 Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the  
 Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other  
 Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the  
 Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

 As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his  
 shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and  
 asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How  
 long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This  
 hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

 THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
 SEMPER FI!