THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Retirement fun







Mrs. Woodsterman and I went into town and visited a shop. 
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a 
parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 
"Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen 
a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and 
started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the 
second ticket and put it on the windshield with 
the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused 
him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, 
sneered at us and walked away. Just then our 
bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Obama stickers. 
We try to have a little fun each day now that 
we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

Stolen from Odie.

No comments:

Pete the Penguin

Blog Archive