Suddenly, in a flash of light, Satan appeared in front of the congregation!
Everyone started screaming and running for the exits,
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?'
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man,
'Did you know that I can cause you profound,
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old cowboy.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
The old cowboy calmly replied,