THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
― Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Friday, June 5, 2015

Friday Funny

Because I don't have a thing. 

 Things to ponder

 I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. 
I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels 
and let the problem work itself out.
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People 
move out of the way much faster now.
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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her 
hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like 
their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when 
you really like someone? That's common sense 
leaving your body.
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I don't like making plans for the day because then 
the word "premeditated" get's thrown around 
in the courtroom.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. 
That makes five years in a row
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I decided to change calling the bathroom the John 
and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying 
I went to the Jim this morning
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Dear paranoid people who check behind shower 
curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?

 Thanks to Odie
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1 comment:

North Texan said...

All good!! Thanks for the laugh

June 6, 2015 at 8:02 AM

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