Friday Funny

Because I don't have a thing. 

Things to ponder

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. 
I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels 
and let the problem work itself out.
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People 
move out of the way much faster now.
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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her 
hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like 
their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when 
you really like someone? That's common sense 
leaving your body.
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I don't like making plans for the day because then 
the word "premeditated" get's thrown around 
in the courtroom.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. 
That makes five years in a row
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I decided to change calling the bathroom the John 
and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying 
I went to the Jim this morning
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Dear paranoid people who check behind shower 
curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?

Thanks to Odie

Dana Loesch brings the ‘most politically incorrect’ shirt to work on ‘Gun Violence Awareness Day’

Teaching Bloomberg and his Demanding Mommies about politically incorrect. I needed the laugh this morning.



The Blooming idiots think putting on orange is going to do something to prevent gun violence? Right. Here's the best way to combat gun violence, Stiff sentences for violent felons. You can get more time for a little bit of pot than you get for murder. Commit violence with a gun, locked up until you can play well with others or you die, period. If they would make small amounts of pot the same as a traffic ticket, we could free up a bunch of prison space for the ones that need it. 

What CSGV really wants

From yesterday, What CSGV thinks they can do.

Here's what they really want. Total government control over everyone.




Here's what they could get.



It brings to mind the old Chinese saying, be careful what you wish for, you might get it. 

CSGV the gift that keeps on giving

Collectivists Supporting Government Violence



Incendiary Image of the day csgv mask slips




Thanks to Concerned American

Burnt Beans and BS: III% er needs help bad!

Burnt Beans and BS: III% er needs help bad!: This is a copy of a post from my facebook page from the radio station where I DJ in the mornings. The victim is my son. Please help me get t...



A prayer for a speedy recovery will certainly help.