THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Friday, September 9, 2016

NO Speak English

A German woman married an 
American gentleman born in

Virginia and they lived happily 
ever after in his home town.


The poor lady was not very proficient 
in English, but did manage

To communicate with her husband. 
The real problem arose

Whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy

Chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,

So, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt

To show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave

Her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't

Know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned

Her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her

Husband to the store...


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What were you Thinking?


Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

 
I worry about you Sometimes!

Pete the Penguin

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