The Vulgar Curmudgeon: Give Him A Very Short, Fair Trial. Then Fry His Ass.

The Vulgar Curmudgeon: Give Him A Very Short, Fair Trial. Then Fry His Ass.:



HOUSTON — David Conley told Harris County Sheriff's investigators that he broke into his former home and killed eight people because the woman he formerly lived with had changed the locks on the doors, according to a Harris County prosecutor.

During probably cause court Sunday, a prosecutor recounted Conley's statement to investigators that he broke into the home Saturday through an open window after Valerie Jackson changed the locks. The prosecutor went on to say Conley, 48, then told investigators that he restrained eight people inside, including Jackson and a 6-year-old boy, and shot them in the back of the head.

Doctors at the scene of the 2200 block of Falling Oaks, near Veterans Memorial and Fallbrook Drive, said all eight victims suffered gunshot wounds to the head and died at the scene.

This is the face of pure evil;


Six kids, What kind of animal would kill children.

Funny stuff, still busy.

Today I was supposed to be on call. Most Sunday's, that's the day off. A driver was fired last night so guess who gets to take his place tonight. I'm feeling like that old Hee Haw bit, if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. Everyone have a nice Sunday and enjoy a laugh or two.

A  few minutes before the church services started, 

the congregation was sitting in  their pews and chatting  a among  friends.
Suddenly,  in a flash of light,  Satan appeared in front of the congregation!

Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, 

trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away 

from the evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly 

cowboy who  sat calmly in his pew without moving, 

seemingly oblivious  to the fact that God's ultimate 

enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to  

the man and said, 'Do  you know who I am?'

The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure  do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.'  said the cowboy.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' 

asked  Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, 

in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, 

horrifying AGONY for  all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And  you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old  cowboy.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 

'Why aren't you afraid  of me?'

The old cowboy calmly replied, 

'Been married to your sister for  48 years.'

Stolen from Odie.