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Jeff Gordon, Professional Stock Car racer​ announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.  This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's plea to employ Black Harlem youngsters.  The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed Black youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 9 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.  At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced Black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.

Thanks to Odie

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS KILLING COMEDY

This politically correct shit is getting out pf hand.



Another one.



One more, just because I can.

‘Offended’ flea market shopper calls 911 over Confederate merchandise

A shopper perusing the merchandise at the Redwood Country Flea Market was so offended by a vendor selling Confederate and Nazi historical memorabilia, the person actually called 911.

Wallingford, Connecticut police were dispatched to the flea market to investigate.

So this is where we are going? Calling 911 because we are "offended"? The idiot should have been charged with misuse of emergency services.

 The town resident who called 911 said there were helmets with swastikas, images of Hitler and other historical Nazi items.“I was shaking and almost vomiting,” he tells the paper. “I had to run. My grandmother had numbers,” referring to the digits the Nazis would tattoo on prisoners.

I guess he's never been to a gun show. The ones here always have a couple of dealers selling Nazi memorabilia. There are some serious collectors out there. It might be a dark spot on history, but it's something that happened and being "scared" is no reason to try and erase it.

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And then there is this from Salon;

Let’s make the Confederate flag a hate crime: It is the American swastika and we should recoil it from it in horror

American swastika? Are you kidding? 

It is a fine thing that the Confederate flag will no longer fly above the South Carolina state capitol. But displaying the Confederate flag anywhere is, at bottom, an act of hate. It should be recognized as such, and punished as a hate crime.

A hate crime? For a flag? You can read more of this bullshit here.

I'm at a loss for words. What has happened to our once great country that we are now claiming that the display of a historical relic is a hate crime. The pussification of Amerika continues. Solid proof that liberalism is a mental disease.

A big thanks to Kenny