We get mail

I get a lot of mail, most of which gets sent to the gates of internet hell (where it's waiting on Joe). But every now and aGAiN, I finD a few gems.

LiKE this one;

Subject: Fw: Political correctnes defined.
> There's an annual contest at Bond University, in Australia, calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
>
> This year's chosen term was "political correctness".
>
> The winning student wrote:
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> "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of sh*t by the clean end."

From someone else, there are a few good ones that have been floating around the book of face..







Finally, this one without comment.

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Officer Darren Wilson of the Ferguson MO Police Department

> > This photo, not yet released to the public was forwarded by a well known 
> > source who is a retired FBI agent. Hmmm, I wonder why it has been 
> > withheld... for legal or political reasons?
> >
> > Holder, Sharpton, Jessy and Obama choose not to acknowledge the "gentle 
> > giant" punched
> > Officer Wilson in the face before he fired his weapon at the (drugged) 
> > "unarmed teenager.". Here is what a broken eye socket looks like:
> >
> > Here is what that sweet 300 lb black young man did to a police officer



ThAnks to Scott and Madd Medic