THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
― Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Friday, February 6, 2015

50 Shades of Grey

She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
 
Between her breasts . . . . And, 
trickling down the small of her back . . . .
 
She was getting near to the end.
 
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile 
on his face as his wife moved . . .
 
Forwards then backwards.
 
Forward then backward.
 
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
 
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
 
Her face was flushed . . . .
 
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began 
to groan louder . . . .
 
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she 
let out a piercing scream . . . .

She shouted:

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it



Stolen from Odie
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1 comment:

Murphy's Law said...

Perfect! Sending it around to several women I know.

February 6, 2015 at 6:58 PM

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