THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
― Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Funny stuff, still busy.

Today I was supposed to be on call. Most Sunday's, that's the day off. A driver was fired last night so guess who gets to take his place tonight. I'm feeling like that old Hee Haw bit, if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. Everyone have a nice Sunday and enjoy a laugh or two.


A  few minutes before the church services started, 
the congregation was sitting in  their pews and chatting  a among  friends.
Suddenly,  in a flash of light,  Satan appeared in front of the congregation!

Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, 
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away 
from the evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly 
cowboy who  sat calmly in his pew without moving, 
seemingly oblivious  to the fact that God's ultimate 
enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to  
the man and said, 'Do  you know who I am?'

The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure  do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.'  said the cowboy.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' 
asked  Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, 
in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, 
horrifying AGONY for  all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And  you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old  cowboy.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 
'Why aren't you afraid  of me?'

The old cowboy calmly replied, 
'Been married to your sister for  48 years.'




Stolen from Odie.
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