A Need For More Tolerance...

Jigs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame  broadcaster 

speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly  perplexed that 

so many of my friends are against another mosque 

being built in  Toronto. I think it should be the goal 

of every  Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their 

religious  beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, 

in an effort to  promote tolerance." 

“That is why I also propose that two  nightclubs be 

opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting 

tolerance from  within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, 

'The Turban  Cowboy' and the other, a topless bar, 

would  be called 'You Mecca Me Hot'."   

“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes  

in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork 

restaurant,  called 'Iraq of Ribs'." 

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store  called 

'Victoria Keeps  Nothing Secret' with sexy mannequins 

in the window  modeling the goods and on the other side 

a liquor store called 'Morehammered'." 

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate 

the  tolerance they demand of us.

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your  

part by passing this on.

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... 

it is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the 

oasis and time to put your  camel to bed."

Thanks to Odie