THE FOUR RULES

1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

Winston Churchill said
"A GENTLEMAN, SELDOM, IF EVER, NEEDS A GUN.
BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE NEEDS IT VERY BADLY!"
Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum

Sam Adams, more than beer

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen”
Samuel Adams

Lincoln on power

"We must prevent these things being done, by either congresses or courts — The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it —" Abraham Lincoln

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

My Mommy, The Dancer

My Mommy, The Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what
their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when
the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my
mother’s an exotic dancer in a Club and takes off all her clothes in
front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him
all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your
mother, dear?"
Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."
DRY YOUR EYES NOW.
Thanks to Madd Medic

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