Retirement fun

Mrs. Woodsterman and I went into town and visited a shop. 

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a 

parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 

"Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen 

a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and 

started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the 

second ticket and put it on the windshield with 

the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused 

him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, 

sneered at us and walked away. Just then our 

bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Obama stickers. 

We try to have a little fun each day now that 

we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

Stolen from Odie.